Los Santos is the place to be this month now that Rockstar Games is throwing cash at every player who logs into Grand Theft Auto Online through September 17. It doesn't matter if you're a veteran criminal mastermind or just starting your life of crime; everyone's getting a cool million dollars just for showing up (except GTA+ subscribers, who are getting 2!).

Remember Simeon Yetarian, the smooth-talking car dealer with questionable ethics? Well, he's back and more desperate than ever to clear his lot. He's showering players who can fulfill his export requests with even more money - we're talking triple payouts for tracking down specific vehicles across the metropolis and delivering them intact to his garage.

For the overachievers out there, completing Simeon's entire Premium Deluxe Repo Work collection nets you an additional half-million bonus. Even knocking out just three missions for the weekly challenge puts an extra $100,000 in your digital wallet. Time's ticking for anyone eyeing the Declasse Drift Walton L35, a pickup truck that's been specially tuned for the drift track. You've only got until August 27 to snag one for free from Southern San Andreas Super Autos. After that, it's back to paying full price like a regular Joe.

Meanwhile, the Featured Series is showcasing Sumo (Remix), which is essentially bumper cars for adults. The concept is beautifully simple: stay inside the shrinking safe zone while shoving everyone else into the void. It's paying out double rewards through August 27, making it the perfect activity for players who find regular racing too civilized.